0 Bruce Willis is here!

When I came to work on Monday, one whole block across from the embassy was blocked off and filled with strange vehicles and loads of security guards. Turns out Bruce Willis is here in Budapest filming A Good Day to Die Hard, or Die Hard 5 if you prefer. Apparently it's cheaper or easier to get permission to film here, even though the action is taking place in Russia.

Hey all you casting agents or directors out there -- why don't you use me for some minor role in this? I'd do it for free and I speak English and Russian. I'm in good physical condition and I'm not bad looking. I'd love to have Bruce blow my brains out all over some window...or he can throw me out of one. I don't care. I just want to be in the movie!

My wife would be perfect for the movie, too. She's a native Russian speaker who also speaks great English, and she's drop-dead gorgeous.